“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!
Jump in the Beer Force One and turn the key,
Here’s a story, and the subject is me.
A day in the life of distro and sales,
Let’s see the first place we go, on this tale.
Hitting the streets and talking the talk.
The first part of my job, is hitting the chalk.
Talking to folks at all different places.
Getting to know people, and their faces.
Lucky for me, all the people I meet.
Are amazing, smart, funny, and neat.
All over this city folks drink our beer,
“Where, you ask??”…I’ll tell you right here!
At Breck on Blake, Park Burger, and Zi South.
The sweet taste of Graham Cracker Porter will hit your mouth.
To Jake’s, Angelo’s, and Harman’s Eat & Drink,
Try the Project 3T, tell us what you think!
Try City Set, Parry’s, and Amato’s Ale House,
Get some food, order a Cocoa Chile Stout!
At the Corner Office, Park & CO, and Uber,
They’d say the Apricot Ale is super duper!
But what if I want a keg all for myself?
And only Coors bottles on my fridge shelf?
Well don’t you panic my friend, fear not.
Just go pick up a keg at Argonaut.
What if my wife says a whole keg is too much?
Tell her not to get her panties in a bunch.
Your problem will be solved by the end of June,
When our cans are in stores, its coming real soon!
Drinking our beer from a can, that will be cool.
But to forget where we came from, we’d be a fool.
For right now we love where DBC is at
This ain’t pretend, its a fact!
Thanks to you all for supporting the Denver Beer Co.
For a complete list of restaurants, please see below!
To get beer in your restaurant, hotel, or bar.
Call me up, I have included my card!
-Original poetry by Nick Swingler, International Man of Mystery, Beer Slinger, Mustache Purveyor, Poet, and Captain of Beer Force One.